Skip to product information
7" Chocolate Vinyl Record
1/4

7" Chocolate Vinyl Record

$125.00 USD

Edible Format • Real Grooves • Handmade in Michigan

7″ Chocolate Vinyl Record

A Real Playable Record — Made From Dark Chocolate

The 7″ Chocolate Vinyl Record is a fully playable, single-sided record molded from real dark chocolate and precision lathe-cut with functional grooves. It looks like a classic 7-inch single, plays on a turntable, and then becomes dessert.

This is both a music format and a confection — engineered with the same mechanical discipline used in our lathe-cut workflow.

Handmade in small batches. Limited to one per customer.


Real Grooves Edible Chocolate Mono Cut Limited Edition

Production Details

Each record is molded using food-safe silicone casting forms, then lathe-cut to create real, playable grooves.

Format: Single-sided • 33 RPM • Mono • Up to 4 minutes runtime.

Engraved surface logo included.


Available Options

  • Finished Chocolate Record – Fully molded and cut, ready to play and eat
  • Chocolate Casting Molds – Professional silicone molds for DIY production

We sell both the completed edible record and the casting molds for those who want to produce their own chocolate vinyl releases.


Ingredients

  • Dark chocolate
  • Chocolate liquor
  • Butter
  • Lecithin (emulsifier)

Contains dairy.
May contain soy.


Playback Requirements

  • Optimized for lightweight DJ-style cartridges (Concorde-type designs)
  • Set tracking force between 0.75g – 1.5g
  • Use the lowest tracking force your cartridge supports
  • Forward playback only — no scratching or back-cueing

Most DJ cartridges are capable of tracking much heavier (2g–5g). This format requires them to be set to the lightest possible tracking force.

Chocolate is significantly softer than vinyl. Tracking above 1.5g will permanently damage the grooves.

Playback will cause light surface shaving over time. This is expected and part of the edible novelty format.


Storage & Handling

  • Store below 70°F (21°C)
  • Avoid direct sunlight and heat sources
  • Handle by the outer edge
  • Groove geometry is temperature sensitive

Shipping

This is a food product. Media Mail is not permitted.

Ships via parcel services approved for food items and temperature-sensitive goods.

Play it. Eat it. Repeat.
7" Custom Vinyl Record — Lathe Cut

7" Custom Vinyl Record — Lathe Cut

$20.00 USD

7" Custom Vinyl Record — Lathe Cut

$20.00 USD
10" Custom Vinyl Record — Lathe Cut

10" Custom Vinyl Record — Lathe Cut

$25.00 USD

10" Custom Vinyl Record — Lathe Cut

$25.00 USD
12" Custom Vinyl Record — Lathe Cut

12" Custom Vinyl Record — Lathe Cut

$35.00 USD

12" Custom Vinyl Record — Lathe Cut

$35.00 USD